“We had a cross section of America in this room, and we made every last person happy,” Lew said. “Not for just an hour, but for two days without a break.” He arose reverently from his chair. “So what we do to keep it from killing the euphio fans is to have the thing turned on and off with clockwork, see? The owner sets it so it’ll go on just as he comes home from work, then it’ll go off again while he eats supper, then it goes on after supper, off again then it’s bedtime, on again after breakfast, off when it’s time to go to work, then on again for the wife and kids.”
He ran his hands through his hair and rolled his eyes. “And the selling points—my God, the selling points! No expensive toys for the kids. For the price of a trip to the movies, people can buy thirty hours of euphio. For the price of a fifth of whiskey, they can buy sixty hours of euphio!”
“Or a big family bottle of potassium cyanide,” Fred said.
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I may not have a miracle frequency from a far-away galaxy to tap into, but I have my comparable distractions. I’m working on it, but damn it is hard.